The chicken wore a red dress, pearls, and a vacant, moonlit stare.

Maria filmed from below, angling the iPhone so the full moon hovered perfectly behind the chicken's tiny head. “Summertime Sadness” played softly in the background, a little warbly from the speaker. When Lana hit the line “I got my red dress on tonight,” the chicken glanced dramatically toward the sky.

“Okay, she nailed it that time,” Maria whispered.

“She's terrifying,” Jimmy muttered.

“She's a star,” Marlon said.